hufflepuffs find nargles too!


whatstrending:

As the intro to this video says, “Tim Doner is a 17-year-old hyper-polygot who speaks 20 languages. He is the youngest known person in the world with this capability.”

What follows is Doner’s tour through what is the multicultural smorgasbord of New York City. “I think what’s great about living in New York is that you can really practice any language you want.” he says. “This is arguably the most linguistically diverse spot on Earth.” He converses with cab drivers in their native language. He chats with Turkish and Arabic store owners. “I feel that by studying languages, by looking at what’s old and what’s new, you get a greater appreciation for society’s values and its entire history.”



That’s nice.

That’s nice.


Happy Death Date, Myrtle. 1/?


WOOOOOOP I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!

I’m so happy I could sing!

oo so famous :) Thank you thank you everyone, you’re wonderful and all deserve hufflecookies and cream!

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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus


Poetry challenge: day 21

Select one of the poems you’ve already written as part of this challenge and revise it by choosing all new verbs. Most of my poems have few verbs…

A Pact in the Night II

What did clocks ring for?

The owl pursues the night,

So that the mice forget

What he forgot.

They will bribe him with their life,

And in return be comforted by soft wings

posted 1 week ago


Harry Potter Meme: eight quotes-Kingsley Shacklebolt, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter Meme: eight quotes
-Kingsley Shacklebolt, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows


Poetry challenge: day 20

Write a narrative poem detailing a specific childhood memory.

Cactustopia

What a riddle of a birthday gift!

My best friend held the wrapped surprise

And made me guess.

It comes from cactustopia

Or so she said

Such a place doesn’t exist

Or does it?

I’d never been great at geography

I’d never seen cactustopia

Which continent is it?

Apparently it’s so obvious she won’t tell me.

I didn’t need a map.

I needed that present

she held behind her back with a wicked smile,

which, as I’d guessed, hid an ordinary cactus.

posted 1 week ago

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cantnotmove:
i struggle to believe that penguins are even real

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cantnotmove:

i struggle to believe that penguins are even real


avxs:


"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

avxs:

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." 

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Anonymous asked: "let's both do TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM"

(not sure if spam). 1/if you tell me to do something “with you” you’d better show me who you are lil anon. 2/I like eating 3/ The vast majority of diets don’t work 4/I’m actually quite slim so i don’t need to diet 5/…especially in the summer 6/i was expecting asweet ask to brighten up my day, but you aren’t it

NO

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Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he’s still with us…in here. So is Fred, Remus, Tonks…all of them. They didn’t die in vain!

Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he’s still with us…in here. So is Fred, Remus, Tonks…all of them. They didn’t die in vain!

posted 1 week ago via primrue with 988 notes


“Easily offended, hippogriffs are. Don’t never insult one, ‘cause it might be the last thing yeh do.“ - Rubeus Hagrid

Easily offended, hippogriffs are. Don’t never insult one, ‘cause it might be the last thing yeh do.“ - Rubeus Hagrid